Angry Bastard

britshstyles:

learn to laugh at yourself

pineplapple:

turning up at a party with your cool friend

santeria:

God

new name for lube

tvkiddo:

high fructose porn syrup

city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:
atlasnerd:
swaginageorge:
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”